Mean Jeans are the band Wayne & Garth would have started if they had dropped out of Nuke 'Em High to take on The Ramones. Since that never happened, these three Portland goons have brewed up their own brand of pogo-pop, a flavor that's dipped in slime and wasted all the time. Live, the Jeans thrash 69 MPH through a whirlwind of dumb fun songs about partying with cartoons & tubing the milky way. Their records reveal them to be more sensitive mutants, balancing the debauchery with romantic tales of friends who've stopped partying and cafeteria loneliness. The whole package is completely mental, but its fast, catchy and fun. Turn up and flip out!