The Shell Corporation
"We shall continue to deliver best value to our stakeholders by providing a superior product to our customers, maintaining our high financial performance and improving our standing as a good corporate citizen of the world by aligning our direction in long-term sustainable fashion"
Contrary to popular belief, The Shell Corporation are a band. Jan, Curtiss, Sean and Jake have been in other bands, but we didn't come here to dwell on past indiscretions. A band that has been described as "a great way to avoid getting a real job and contributing to the rent" by their respective girlfriends and wives.
Money, Fame - The Shell Corporation craves not these things. Ok, money would be nice but for now they will settle for getting on every stage and down in every basement they can find and screaming at you till they blow their voices out. And while waiting for the checks to arrive they will just keep working soulless day jobs so they can continue to make songs about what's wrong with the world (PLENTY!) mixed with some good ol' fashioned melody.
They released their debut album "Force Majeure" in September 2011 and a 7" EP entitled "Bread & Circuses" and immediately began touring Europe and the U.S. shoving their message down the pie holes of anyone that will hear it. Spring 2012 saw the re-release of their debut on 12" vinyl (Solidarity Recordings), as well as the release of their follow up EP "Time and Pressure" in June 2012. In 2013 they put out a split 7 inch with a bunch handsome gentlemen called The Mighty Fine. They are currently sitting in a small smelly room trying to crap out another album full of Clash rip offs.