Virginia Beach, VA
Remember the best birthday party you ever had? Your friends surprised you with a cookout. They grilled 100 pounds of meat and accidentally burned down the tiki themed booze bar they made you. Then you blew out the home theatre system showing Weekend at Bernies on muted repeat while cranking classic rock and west coast punk from the PA system. You remember that? Well, that party never existed. You just drank a bottle of Evan Williams and stumbled across Constrictor playing in a dive bar on a Tuesday night.