Only four days until Fest!!!!!!!!!!

Hang in there Davey Tilt and J. Wang!!! Beers are on me Friday night.

If there was a Fest parade, I get the impression the 'Hoff would be at the front, leading some horrible marching band.

Or sticking something obscene in the tailpipes of the floats.

DON'T HASSLE THE HOFF!!

Ha! That sounds like a great idea!

I would invite all the Southern Baptists from every church in Gainesville. I would sit on top of a float shaped like a giant cock that we would intentionally crash into a giant papermache anus (called the "U.S.S. Ted Haggerty"). Then I would have a guy in a catholic priest outfit chasing 8-year old boys around, offering them meth in exchange for BJ's.

Check this out: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1008072scuba1.html

Tell you what, if someone can convince HWM to play the Fest, I will organize this parade.

'Hoff,
I found me a 70 year old midget with vagina lips like wizard robes. I share. Bring butter.

OK, you are on my friend.

My tiny cock will seem huge to a 70-year old midget.

Sweet!!!