If you are gonna be a dick please don't play this!

name 3 Fest bands 1. you would kill and why (keep it fun/funny) 2. you would have sex with (where, why, would you take pictures?) 3. you would enter into a legal contract where you would have to divide assets should you ever part ways)

LETS GO!!!

1. Kill Masked Intruder I would be waiting in their room with a knife, and would force them to autograph a ton of their records... why? their first album was so good, that with them dead i could live comfortable off selling their autographed records...

2.Screw Houseboat, cause it would make for some great material for future records. plus i could say "oh yeah i was in houseboat"

3. marry tim barry... we could live in richmond, VA and bitch about all the college kids and go to shows and it would be rad...

who is next?

1. Ceremony. I've never met any of them so I guess if I had to kill someone I'd want them to be strangers. Plus I hate people who say "I only like (band name)'s old stuff" Ceremony turned me into that guy, and for that I must take vengeance.

2. Negative Approach. Seems like they'd be crazy in the sack.

3. Tim Barry. Duh.